Where the Phuck was the Sky Marshal?

OH MY DOG DIED LAST YEAR AND LEFT ME ALL ALONE AND THE FINANCE COMPANY WANTS TO REPOSSESS MY HOME.

Mr. Mohawk

THUS, SUCH NECESSITATED A RESPITE IN MOUNT HUMID WHEREBY I JUST RECENTLY RETURNED TO THE HOMÉS du NORD FROM THE HOMÉS du SUD TO FIND THE AURORA BOREALIS IN IN A PROVINCE OF MUCKLED BUNKUM. MY STAY AT THE HOTEL SHARMAGWAN WAS A GRATIFYING INDULGENCE.

Hotel Sharmagwan

MY INTERACTIONS WITH MY TWO BELOVED BEST FRIENDS UNCLE BILL AND TIM WERE FABULOUS DESPITE THE LACK OF A SIGNIFICANT TEMPORAL CONFIGURATION. AND THEN THERE WAS THE EVER PRESENT VORTEX OF INDECISION THAT STIMULATED MASSIVE THWARTING OF UNCLE BILL’S PYSCHÉ.

Voyageurs Emeriti, 2009

THE SKY MARSHAL’S  WHISKEY JILL  PREPOITUS MADIDUS CANOE PADDLE WAS BAPTIZED BY UNCLE BILL IN THE ROLLS ROYCE OF CANOES, THE AMERICAN TRADERS’ ATKINSON TRAVELER, IN THE SANATIVE WATERS OF THE GOVERNOR DODGE’S TWIN VALLEY LAKE. ITS RECEPTION OF THE FIRST SACRAMENT WAS MOST GRATIFYING AS A RESULT OF FATHER UNCLE BILL’S BLESSING. THE SKY MARSHAL AND UNCLE BILL ADDITIONALLY VENTURED INTO THE CHOPPY FLUID OF LAKE MENDOTA TO BIRD DOG SOME TRIM AT THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN’S MEMORIAL UNION TO A RATHER LIMITED AVAIL.

Governor Dodge State Park

Lake Mendota

AN INTERESTING HIGHLIGHT WAS THE NATTER AT AWK’S  FOURTH OF JULY “COUPLES ONLY” PARTY  BONFIRE ON THE KFF PROPERTY WHERE THE SKY MARSHAL WAS STRICTLY PROHIBITED TO CRASH VIA AWK’S MOTHERS’ CONVEYANCE OF SUCH TO THE HOTEL SHARMAGWAN’S STAFF.

"The Couple"

KFF Property Fire Ring

NATURALLY THE SKY MARSHAL IMPOSED MARSHAL LAW SO AS TO DISREGARD THE PROHIBITION BASED UPON AWK’S PERSONAL INVITATION TO ATTEND. THE GALACTIC EFFECT HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED.

THE FINAL FARE-STAGE OF THE EMPRISE WAS A FOUR HOUR CHAUFFEURED OBEQUITATE BY UNCLE BILL TO CONNECT WITH A LACKADAY INTIMACY. THE ENCOUNTER WAS NOT ONLY AMBROSIAN BUT VAGOUS AS WELL. IT IS NOW TIME FOR A THANATOPIS OF A DRUNK AND ITS IMPACT UPON LIFE. THE SKY MARSHAL, HOWEVER, IS NOW AGAIN IN THE ASYLUM OF THE AURORA BOREALIS FREE TO DISPENSE RANCOR AND ELUCIDATION ABSENTIA REPRISE.

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