The Sky Marshal has been orbiting the solar system beyond the Aurora Borealis in the Van Allen Radiation Belt for some time resulting in an intellectual refractory period due to the negative influence of torus of energetic charged particles. Additional physical anomalies impeding his delightful presence on the planet have included significant BWCA induced stimulation of nociceptors in the peripheral nervous system, giardia lamblia and the Influenza A H1N1 virus. Despite the countless desires for his demise the Sky Marshal has defied such to regenerate after being hurt and wounded by those foes, thus being almost immortal and invincible.
The Sky Marshal is taking stock of his trade and picking up the pieces wherever they fall. He is celebrating his new found disdain for Euroman to embrace his Teton Brule Sioux (i.e. Burnt Thigh) ethnicity by going on the warpath. Beginning in January, 2010 the Sky Marshal is going to expand his cognitive horizon by majoring in American Indian Studies at the Fond Du Lac Tribal Community College. With that endeavor he intends to count coup on primarily the Homes du Sud (i.e. Uncle Bill) and Homes du Est (i.e. Tim).
Apriori the formal declaration of war the Sky Marshal intends to participate in a Sun Dance at the Fish Creek Lodge. There he shall garner the entirety of his Thítȟuŋwaŋ heritage to whack female Odocoileus virginianus with the Love Thumper. Following the incursions of 250 gr. Nosler Spitzer Partitions the coup shall be counted and bounty jerked for winter camp at the Homes du Nord. Take note Euroman! The Sky Marshal is going “Off Rez.”